Why? Because Martha Told Me To!
Why hello... I really hope i kno u otherwise this whole thing will make no sense at all(not that i make much to begin with)
So what est new avec moi?
I suppose that i havent posted about getting Portia so now i did! Yea for me! So thats that done...
Over the past while i have accumulated 2 new nicknames...T(yes that is correct, my new nickname is only 1 letter) and of course Martha...Now you may be asking yourself how did this happen? Well "T" came about because Cora and I were talking about slowly fading out letters in Martha's name one by one...but for me im not a fan of gradualism(yes, yes that is right im actually learning in biology). See me i prefer Puntcuated Equilibrium(yes yes i completely spelled that wrong) So instead of fazing out letter i just started calling her "H" (because "M" just made too much sense and then people might start getting confused and start thinking im James Bond(like there's a chance of that happening) because his bosses name is M) So then Martha decided to start calling me "T" which i didnt find too random because my middle name is Teresa, so i thought "Wow wouldnt it be weird if marthas middle name started with H and low and behold, it does!(its hope BTW) so we thought that was creepy and just kept the nicknames...Now onto my other nickname of Martha...We(and by we i mean my drama class and i) were playing noodle whack and Sabrina came over to me and hit me and since you are supposed to say the persons name before you hit them she did...except she called me Martha!So thats the story behind that one...
Not much else is new...I'm 17 now tho and i got a set of luggage for my birthday that look like a 70's abstract artist's interpretation of a peacock(dont ask) but also it turns out that the biggest piece of luggage can fit me in it! Thats right! I can fit inside my own piece of luggage...I'm going to take some of my new luggage to my Leadership Camp next week!(Yea for outdoorsey me!) I'm really stoked...but im boerd so im gonna go...see you later...same bat-time...same bat-channel!
Swatch, AKA Stefanie
AKA Snuffi, AKA Eff,
AKA T, AKA Martha,
AKA Watchman, AKA Steffi,
AKA Stef, AKA The Queen of the Cheese Nibs,
AKA The Fifth Wheel In Martha's Dream(NOT!)
AKA Pat's Girlfriend on the Side.
So what est new avec moi?
I suppose that i havent posted about getting Portia so now i did! Yea for me! So thats that done...
Over the past while i have accumulated 2 new nicknames...T(yes that is correct, my new nickname is only 1 letter) and of course Martha...Now you may be asking yourself how did this happen? Well "T" came about because Cora and I were talking about slowly fading out letters in Martha's name one by one...but for me im not a fan of gradualism(yes, yes that is right im actually learning in biology). See me i prefer Puntcuated Equilibrium(yes yes i completely spelled that wrong) So instead of fazing out letter i just started calling her "H" (because "M" just made too much sense and then people might start getting confused and start thinking im James Bond(like there's a chance of that happening) because his bosses name is M) So then Martha decided to start calling me "T" which i didnt find too random because my middle name is Teresa, so i thought "Wow wouldnt it be weird if marthas middle name started with H and low and behold, it does!(its hope BTW) so we thought that was creepy and just kept the nicknames...Now onto my other nickname of Martha...We(and by we i mean my drama class and i) were playing noodle whack and Sabrina came over to me and hit me and since you are supposed to say the persons name before you hit them she did...except she called me Martha!So thats the story behind that one...
Not much else is new...I'm 17 now tho and i got a set of luggage for my birthday that look like a 70's abstract artist's interpretation of a peacock(dont ask) but also it turns out that the biggest piece of luggage can fit me in it! Thats right! I can fit inside my own piece of luggage...I'm going to take some of my new luggage to my Leadership Camp next week!(Yea for outdoorsey me!) I'm really stoked...but im boerd so im gonna go...see you later...same bat-time...same bat-channel!
Swatch, AKA Stefanie
AKA Snuffi, AKA Eff,
AKA T, AKA Martha,
AKA Watchman, AKA Steffi,
AKA Stef, AKA The Queen of the Cheese Nibs,
AKA The Fifth Wheel In Martha's Dream(NOT!)
AKA Pat's Girlfriend on the Side.
posted by Praestigiae at 7:27 p.m.
4 Comments:
*coughs politely* Yes, Martha requires her medication
She hasnt urinated on anyone yet has she?
oh, my god, i cant believe it took me this long to discover that Swatch has a blog. Either i am oblivious to the goings on that dont involve me, or im incredibly stupid. Take your pick!
anyways, post again!
pos?
how does one pos martha dear?
one will "pos" when they become integrated into a "posse" or group.
ex. "hey guys, can I pos with your crowd?"
or
it takes more then just weirdosity to pos with the theatre kids.
I dont what im talking about, i just made that up. I'm in a really weird mood.
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