Mess?! This Isn't A Mess!! This Is My Interpretation Of Organization!

Okay...I haven't updated in like forever but...meh!

So Updates In My Life!:

I Got My "N"!
I'm Going To Quebec And Ontario This Summer
I Hate School With A Passion Only Comparable To The Passion By Which I Hate Ron And Harry's Hair In GOF!(Megs and Martha Know What I'm Talking About!)
I Have A Safety Hat
I Went Job Hunting
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That's About It...

I Watched Finding Neverland Last Night. GREAT MOVIE! I Love Peter! I Also Watched Closer. It's SO Cool. It's Now One Of My Favorite All Time Movies...But If Your Gonna Rent It, Make Sure You Don't Watch It With Parents...Definetly NOT A Parent/You Movie!

I Wish We Had An Outdoor Leadership Class @ Dover! Mr. Amazing Has One(Please Note That I Am Now Refering To Him As Mr. Amazing Because It Takes Away Martha's Thunder. And God Knows Martha+Thunder=Disaster)

I Have Decided To Make A Multi-Purpose Gift List So That When People Ask Me What I Want I'll Know. I Really Don't Know What To Write. I Really Want To Go And See Sin City So I Think I May Drag Some People With Me On Tuesday...

Ugh...I Just Remembered I Have A Biology Test On Monday And I Have No Idea What We Learned About. I Hate Biology. I Suppose That's Not True...The Stuff We Learn About In School Sucks Though.

Martha...I Need Out Of The Batting Cage...It's Really A Depressing Place...And Don't Start On That...Yes I Know Which "That" You're Thinking Of But I'm Not Writing It Here!

I Suppose The Title Of My Blog Has Nothing To Do With Anything Except My Room Or My Brain...Wait My Brain Isn't Messy It's The Thoughts And Emotions...They Are Without A Doubt Messy And Troublesome And They Completely Gum-Up The Works!

I Am Melancholy This Evening. Yes I Used A Huge Word. (It Was On My Vocab List For English If You Must Know)

I Don't Think I Ever Shared My Offical DJ Name...It's Super Puddle...That's Right I Am DJ Super Puddle!

I Am Tres Bored...No One Is Talking To Me On MSN...I Have A Chat Window Open But It Would Only Be Wishful Thinking That Would Cause It To Speak...Oh God I Sound Depressed...Please Note I'm Not...Bitter Is The Word Of It.

I Wish I Could Do Magic...I Would Magic All The Music I Want...I Could Leave This Hole And Go Where I Wanted...Magic Would Kick Ass!Stupid Harry Potter Making Me Wish For Things That Are Compeletly Ridiulus...And Looking Horrible While Doing It! (Harry If You're Reading This I Mean None Of It...I'm Just Jealous!)

OMG! I'm Depressed And Nutters! This Is A Bad Combination...

I Went To Go And Watch Goleneye Tonight And Discovered To My Horror That My Parents Have A Hidden Porn Stash!

HAHAHAHAHA! I Wish I Could See Your Faces! I Really Didn't Mean Any Of That Last Sentance...Except For Going To Watch Goldeneye...But Then I Discovered That We Don't Own It So That Put My Knickers In A Twist...

I Found(And By I, I Mean Lauren) Found Star Wars M&M's! They Are So Effing Awesome! I Bought 3 Packs Because They Are So Cool...They Have Different M&M's Dressed Up As Star Wars Characters...And They Say Funny Things...It's Great!

Martha? You Have A Fear Of Dying Right...Apparently Its Called Thantophobia...Yes Thats Just How Boerd I Am! OMG There's A Word For Fear Of The English! It's Anglophobia! I Suppose It Makes Sense But How Many People Would Suffer From That?! I Mean What Are They Afraid Of? Their Strange Pronounciation Of Words Or Something?Also Check This Out: Fear Of Long Word Is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...Personally, I Think This Website Just Made That Up But Wouldn't It Be Funny If It Were True!?

Now I Am Determined To Find Which Phobia(s) I Have...

Grrr...I Went Through The Whole Website Trying To Find A Fear Of Mine But I Couldnt Find One...Je Deteste!

Ah Ha! I Found A New Website To Entertain Me...It Poses Pondering Questions And So I Shall Post Them Here For You To Ponder:

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

"If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?"

If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?

"Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?"

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

Those Were The Best...Yes I Kno This Is Extemely Long But I Figure It Keeps Me Entertained And Martha Will Be Happy...Plus It Makes Up For Not Posting For So Long

Well I'm Out! TTFN!

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