Wednesday, February 22, 2006

LALALALALA

HAHAHAHA!!! I Think The Past Two Days Have Been The Most Entertaining Ever...Now Before I Forget Im Going To Write The Incident That Made Me Remember The Ingenius Invention That Is The Blog...

Me:"You Smell Different"
Martha:"What?"
Me:"You Dont Smell Like Martha!"
Martha:"I Wasnt Aware I Had A Smell"
Me:"Of Course...Everyone Has A Smell!"
Martha:Looks At Me Strangely As I Sniff Her Hair
Me:"You Smell Like Boy! Why Do You Smell Like Boy?"
Martha:Takes Her Hair And Puts It In Front Of Her Face "OMG I Do Smell Like Boy!"
Me:Laughs Hysterically

Anyways Martha And I Have Decided That There's Something Up With These Past Two Days...We've Both Been REALLY Hyper And We're Not The Only Ones...Spencer Was All Giggly And Its Just General Mayham...WAIT! Brain Thought! WE'RE ALL TWITTERPAITED! (Like In Bambi...For Spencer's Benefit Thats The One With The Deer)...Anyways Its A Possiblity...Martha's Been Abnormally Witty And Surprisingly Mean...Today Alone She's Told Me To Get Pregnant, Get Fat And That Im COMPLETELY SHALLOW (Which Is Totally Untrue) (ALSO PLEASE NOTE All Of Those Comments Were Taken Horribly Out Of Context And Sound A Lot Worse Than They Were)...Anyways We've Planned To Kill Margret Thatcher, Discovered My Long Lost Twin Steef(Theres An Accent On The Es), Decided To Make a) A Really Good Dinner b) A BDAY CAKE FOR ME!...But Im Bored Of This Now...BYE!

edit: Ok I Meant To Add This In Earlier But Im On Something So I Forgot...Boys Are Dumb...This Actually Has A Prompt Not Like Normal...This Is Actually Boy Being Dumb...I Mean Really...If I Was That Cat I Would Be SO Dead!...But Im Practicing Being A Nice Person...A Non-Curious Person...Im Being A Good Person...And Thats Going To Be My Mantra Because I Cant Forget Information Like This...Its Like Throwing Away A Key...I Mean Really!...BAD IDEA!...*sigh* Idiots All Of Them!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

*Say It If It's Worth Sayin' To Me*

This Last Week Has Been Vaguley Boring...Spares=Awesome...Acting=Less Fun Than Last Term But Promising...Comp Civ=Ok For Now...English=Pretty Good McP Is A Pseudo-Nazi But At Least He's Humorous...The Grapes of Wrath=Better Than Anticipated But SO Slow To Read...JrPlay=Awesome Actually...Im Impressed...Boy 1=Dumb...Boy 2=Too Sweet...Sadly I Like The Dumb One...*Stupid Self*...Work=Too Many Hours...Me=Too Sick...Long Weekend=Awesome...I Get To Do Homework And Clean All Weekend...The Sad Part Is That It Makes Me Happy...Oh Well...Well Im Out Of Things To Say...I Want To Get Together With People And Have A Group Outing...But Alas I Have Work Like EVERY NIGHT Which Kinda Ruins Plans...And By Kinda I Mean Really...Which Is Lame...Oh Well...Ill Have Money...Yay Money...Anyways Im Out...Bye!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

*Reason Will Not Reach A Solution*

Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good we oft might win
By fearing to attempt.

-William Shakespeare

While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity.

-Publilius Syrus

Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.

-Katherine Mansfield

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

*No One Moves, Nobody's Gonna Get Hurt, Don't Move, Cause Nobody Wants To Go*

Ok...I Haven't Posted In A While...Oops...

So Because My Life Is So Boring Im Not Going To Fill In Every Detail About The Past Little While...Ill Just Make A General List:

Coarse Plays=Hilaious And Flying=Awesome
Work=More Hours=Lame
School=Lame...Exams=Plus De Lame
Prom=A Far Away Thought In My Head That When I Remember Freaks Me Out So I Aviod It
Boys=Confusing(But Dont They Always?)
Martha=BEST FRIEND EVER
This Weekend=Major Non Stress Weekend=Yay!!!!
Kevin=Moving Within Walking Distance=Yay
F&T=Almost Done And Totally Awesome
Lit=Better Than Expected
Jr Play= Source O Stress But Is Getting Better
My MSN=Still Totally Fucked=Source O The Most Grumpiness Of All

Thats About It...I Cant Wait For This Weekend/New Semester...It Seems Life Is Turning Around Again...YAY!