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HAHAHAHA!!! I Think The Past Two Days Have Been The Most Entertaining Ever...Now Before I Forget Im Going To Write The Incident That Made Me Remember The Ingenius Invention That Is The Blog...
Me:"You Smell Different"
Martha:"What?"
Me:"You Dont Smell Like Martha!"
Martha:"I Wasnt Aware I Had A Smell"
Me:"Of Course...Everyone Has A Smell!"
Martha:Looks At Me Strangely As I Sniff Her Hair
Me:"You Smell Like Boy! Why Do You Smell Like Boy?"
Martha:Takes Her Hair And Puts It In Front Of Her Face "OMG I Do Smell Like Boy!"
Me:Laughs Hysterically
Anyways Martha And I Have Decided That There's Something Up With These Past Two Days...We've Both Been REALLY Hyper And We're Not The Only Ones...Spencer Was All Giggly And Its Just General Mayham...WAIT! Brain Thought! WE'RE ALL TWITTERPAITED! (Like In Bambi...For Spencer's Benefit Thats The One With The Deer)...Anyways Its A Possiblity...Martha's Been Abnormally Witty And Surprisingly Mean...Today Alone She's Told Me To Get Pregnant, Get Fat And That Im COMPLETELY SHALLOW (Which Is Totally Untrue) (ALSO PLEASE NOTE All Of Those Comments Were Taken Horribly Out Of Context And Sound A Lot Worse Than They Were)...Anyways We've Planned To Kill Margret Thatcher, Discovered My Long Lost Twin Steef(Theres An Accent On The Es), Decided To Make a) A Really Good Dinner b) A BDAY CAKE FOR ME!...But Im Bored Of This Now...BYE!
edit: Ok I Meant To Add This In Earlier But Im On Something So I Forgot...Boys Are Dumb...This Actually Has A Prompt Not Like Normal...This Is Actually Boy Being Dumb...I Mean Really...If I Was That Cat I Would Be SO Dead!...But Im Practicing Being A Nice Person...A Non-Curious Person...Im Being A Good Person...And Thats Going To Be My Mantra Because I Cant Forget Information Like This...Its Like Throwing Away A Key...I Mean Really!...BAD IDEA!...*sigh* Idiots All Of Them!
Me:"You Smell Different"
Martha:"What?"
Me:"You Dont Smell Like Martha!"
Martha:"I Wasnt Aware I Had A Smell"
Me:"Of Course...Everyone Has A Smell!"
Martha:Looks At Me Strangely As I Sniff Her Hair
Me:"You Smell Like Boy! Why Do You Smell Like Boy?"
Martha:Takes Her Hair And Puts It In Front Of Her Face "OMG I Do Smell Like Boy!"
Me:Laughs Hysterically
Anyways Martha And I Have Decided That There's Something Up With These Past Two Days...We've Both Been REALLY Hyper And We're Not The Only Ones...Spencer Was All Giggly And Its Just General Mayham...WAIT! Brain Thought! WE'RE ALL TWITTERPAITED! (Like In Bambi...For Spencer's Benefit Thats The One With The Deer)...Anyways Its A Possiblity...Martha's Been Abnormally Witty And Surprisingly Mean...Today Alone She's Told Me To Get Pregnant, Get Fat And That Im COMPLETELY SHALLOW (Which Is Totally Untrue) (ALSO PLEASE NOTE All Of Those Comments Were Taken Horribly Out Of Context And Sound A Lot Worse Than They Were)...Anyways We've Planned To Kill Margret Thatcher, Discovered My Long Lost Twin Steef(Theres An Accent On The Es), Decided To Make a) A Really Good Dinner b) A BDAY CAKE FOR ME!...But Im Bored Of This Now...BYE!
edit: Ok I Meant To Add This In Earlier But Im On Something So I Forgot...Boys Are Dumb...This Actually Has A Prompt Not Like Normal...This Is Actually Boy Being Dumb...I Mean Really...If I Was That Cat I Would Be SO Dead!...But Im Practicing Being A Nice Person...A Non-Curious Person...Im Being A Good Person...And Thats Going To Be My Mantra Because I Cant Forget Information Like This...Its Like Throwing Away A Key...I Mean Really!...BAD IDEA!...*sigh* Idiots All Of Them!
