*Lets Get Together, Yeah Yeah Yeah, We're Gonna Have A Real Good Time*
And So We Have A Co-Written Stef And Martha Blog...Today Has Been Hilarious...We're Not Quite Sure Why...But It Has...Lets Go Over The Memorable Quotes Of The Day...
On Movies Having Gay Undertones...
"Like In Aladin. With Jafar And...Oh Wait...That Was A Parrot"-Stef
On Useless Inventions...
"I Was Superman For Halloween When I Was 5 And My Mom Bought Me A Cape And Along The Bottom It Said "Do Not Attempt To Fly" And I Was Hearbroken. I Still Can't Fly"-Graeme
On Not Paying Attention To Notes...
"I Was Listening. I Just Couldn't Hear You!"-Josh
"That's Because You Were In The Box!"-Response
On My New Kit-Kat Klock...
"He Was The Bright Light When People Ate Dirt And Had No Socks. He Was Everything The Joads Stood For. We Should Call Him Joad."-Stef
"You Know He Kinda Reminds Me Of Tilt. I Think It's The Bow-Tie...Execpt Tilt Doesnt Wear A Bow-Tie."
"Now Whenever You Look At The Clock You'll Think Of Tilt. You'll Be Lying There At Night Trying To Go To Sleep And You'll Be Looking At The Clock And All You'll Be Able To Think Is "Drew""
*Bout Of Laughter*
"I Just Got A Picture Of Drew Hanging On A Wall Will His Leg Swinging Back And Forth"
*More Laughter*
"And His Eyes Moving Back And Forth"
*Laughter*
"Can We Just Call Him Drew?"
"No."-Stef And Martha
On Martha And Stef's Goals For Life...
"We Should Go Make A List!"
"A Feel Good List"
*Run Up The Stairs Giggling Maniaclly...Then Collaspe At The Top When Laughter Becomes Too Funny*
On Attacking Stef With A Spray Bottle...
*Sprays Stef In The Face With Water And Laughs*
"I'm Sorry!"
"I'm Going To Ask You This Once...What Did You Think Was Going To Happen If You Pulled It?"
"I Didn't Think About Pulling It...It Just Kind Of Happened!"-Stef And Martha
On Bowser...
*Eating Dinner*
*Stef And Martha Break Out Into Super Mario Music*
On Sharp Objects...
"He Has Sharp Objects...I Dont Want To Be Stabbed"
*Martha Kicks Me Off Chair*
"Or Kicked Onto The Floor!*
On The Limo...
"We Wanted A Helicopter So We Could Land On A Helipad."
"It Doesnt Even Matter That Beban Doesnt Have A Helipad. We'll Just Land On The Field"
"Yeah. We'll Ruin The Field And That Nice Little Garden Thing They Have!"
*Little Laughs*
"We Could Spray Paint A Giant H On The Grass!"
On Treasure Trails...
"We Decided That Glenn Doesn't Have A Treasure Trail...He Has A Treasure Forest."-Talissa
On Bath Bombs...
"OH! CHOCOLATE!...oh...We've Been Over This"-Martha
On Movies Having Gay Undertones...
"Like In Aladin. With Jafar And...Oh Wait...That Was A Parrot"-Stef
On Useless Inventions...
"I Was Superman For Halloween When I Was 5 And My Mom Bought Me A Cape And Along The Bottom It Said "Do Not Attempt To Fly" And I Was Hearbroken. I Still Can't Fly"-Graeme
On Not Paying Attention To Notes...
"I Was Listening. I Just Couldn't Hear You!"-Josh
"That's Because You Were In The Box!"-Response
On My New Kit-Kat Klock...
"He Was The Bright Light When People Ate Dirt And Had No Socks. He Was Everything The Joads Stood For. We Should Call Him Joad."-Stef
"You Know He Kinda Reminds Me Of Tilt. I Think It's The Bow-Tie...Execpt Tilt Doesnt Wear A Bow-Tie."
"Now Whenever You Look At The Clock You'll Think Of Tilt. You'll Be Lying There At Night Trying To Go To Sleep And You'll Be Looking At The Clock And All You'll Be Able To Think Is "Drew""
*Bout Of Laughter*
"I Just Got A Picture Of Drew Hanging On A Wall Will His Leg Swinging Back And Forth"
*More Laughter*
"And His Eyes Moving Back And Forth"
*Laughter*
"Can We Just Call Him Drew?"
"No."-Stef And Martha
On Martha And Stef's Goals For Life...
"We Should Go Make A List!"
"A Feel Good List"
*Run Up The Stairs Giggling Maniaclly...Then Collaspe At The Top When Laughter Becomes Too Funny*
On Attacking Stef With A Spray Bottle...
*Sprays Stef In The Face With Water And Laughs*
"I'm Sorry!"
"I'm Going To Ask You This Once...What Did You Think Was Going To Happen If You Pulled It?"
"I Didn't Think About Pulling It...It Just Kind Of Happened!"-Stef And Martha
On Bowser...
*Eating Dinner*
*Stef And Martha Break Out Into Super Mario Music*
On Sharp Objects...
"He Has Sharp Objects...I Dont Want To Be Stabbed"
*Martha Kicks Me Off Chair*
"Or Kicked Onto The Floor!*
On The Limo...
"We Wanted A Helicopter So We Could Land On A Helipad."
"It Doesnt Even Matter That Beban Doesnt Have A Helipad. We'll Just Land On The Field"
"Yeah. We'll Ruin The Field And That Nice Little Garden Thing They Have!"
*Little Laughs*
"We Could Spray Paint A Giant H On The Grass!"
On Treasure Trails...
"We Decided That Glenn Doesn't Have A Treasure Trail...He Has A Treasure Forest."-Talissa
On Bath Bombs...
"OH! CHOCOLATE!...oh...We've Been Over This"-Martha
posted by Praestigiae at 7:03 p.m.
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